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Sunday afternoon with Charles and Kayla.

Last Night's Viewing Selection

30 Days of Night
7 out of 10
Not as bad as everyone said it was going to be. There was a serious degree of violence and blood in this movie, akin to the remake of the Hills Have Eyes but without any mutant rape. The vampires were interesting, Russians maybe, who were kind of like vampire bat zombies rather than you're traditional vampires. There were a lot of holes in the story, but I really didn't go to see this movie with expectations of getting a really involved plot. I was honestly a little queasy by the end of the movie, something about people loosing hands always gets me. I would suggest seeing this movie in a theater you know will have 1. a digital projector 2. really good surround sound 3. cold as hell.

30 Days of Night Trailer


A League of Ordinary Gentlemen
7 out of 10
This documentary follows the not so fantastic lives of bowlers. It's true they're all ordinary but nothing about them is interesting in even a mundane way. The twist and turns of the PBA was interesting though, especially when introducing the Nike Exec. that they hire to fix it. The initial scene where he's introduced is in a gym; this guy must be at least 240 and is benching an equal amount even though he's in his 50s. It's also pleasant to hear him cuss so freely around bowlers who generally say "Gosh darn". Even bowling's bad boy Pete Webber can't compete with that sailor's mouth. Overall, it's an interesting look into the revitalization of bowling and a sometimes sad depiction of the life of a professional bowler.



Man-Thing
4 out of 10
Oh, lord. I have no idea where to start with Man-Thing except it almost immediately started a debate between my friends as to whether Man-Thing or Swamp Thing came first. After the movie we could agree on was that Swamp Thing is definitely more interesting. There's really no point in getting into the plot or any rational explanations for decisions made in this film. Imagine Swamp Thing in Florida. NO! Myrtle Beach and you start to touch on Man-Thing. The film felt like it was made for the Sci-Fi Channel, and had a not so subversive way of explaining who's a good guy and who's a bad guy. Now, I'm all for Nature Vs Man, so much so that if the film were made by Hertzog I'd be delighted. However, even if I drove a Hummer and agreed with all of Bush's environmental policies I would still root on Man-Thing for killing the entire cast of actors in this movie. The acting with the exception of the lead actor, The Sheriff, the cast couldn't decide if they were from New Orleans, the Everglades, or in the case of the environmentalist 3rd grade love interest teacher, Australia.

At the end of the day, I did watch this whole movie, and really enjoyed a lot of the look and feel of it. Although, everything that isn't a Thing, especially the humans, are less than desirable.

Man-Thing Trailer

FBRN: The Will Sellari (radio) Show, Ep. 1

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Hey Guys,

I'm doing a version of the Will Sellari Show for the Fevered Brain Radio Network. I hope you enjoy this on your MP3 devices or at work or in space.

Here's the set list:

1. Jim Morrison - Charlotte Hornets Jersey
2. Shams - Flip'em
3. 8-bit - Mario III
4. 8-bit Weapon - Game Boy Roc
5. Adventure - Crypt Castle Cult Killer
6. Street Fighter 2 - A Violent Emotion
7. Depeche Mode - Policy of Truth
8. The Future Sound of London - First Death in the Family
9. Coil - Dark River (Autechre Mix)
10. Squarepusher - Fat Controller
11. The Misfits - I Turned Into a Martian
12. Assacre - Cyclops Genesis
13. In Flames - Wayfaere
14. Jefferson Starship - Sara
15. Steely Dan - FM
16. King Crimson - Book of Saturday

Please comment and send me requests, emails, etc.

I hope you enjoy the show.

Love,
Will

Returning

Hey Guys,

Dylan recently gave me a pretty direct deal of shit about doing new videos. Once I get my set up done next week there will be new episodes of BONUSmissions. Although, as Dylan suggested they'll be shorter bootleg copies of my show. Keep checking in.

Love,
Will

ROB NEEDS OUR HELP!

Hey guys,

This is kind of a big favor, but I need all of you to sign up for FAN accounts at FAMECAST.COM so you can vote for big Rob Wetherington. I can't tell you exactly how much I love this man because there are no known numbers that go that high. Furthermore, there is no one voting...period.

What does that mean? It means if only 20 of you sign up and vote for Robert he's pretty much going to get a free trip to Austin. Furthermore, if enough of you vote for him he'll get $10,000.00 dollars US cash! AND IF THAT HAPPPENS, he'll definately throw the biggest party on earth in Austin.

This is a serious favor I need from all of you, if you do just for me I'll throw you a damn party.

Here's what you need to do:

1. Register for a FAN ACCOUNT at Famecast by clicking here
2. Confirm your account, which won't get your email address sold, you won't get spam, etc.
   
3. Go to Rob's video by clicking here and vote for his video
4. Rob and myself will love you forever

Here's a brief example of our love:


Please please please friends, I can't thank you enough for your help.

Love,
Will

PS PLEASE REPOST THIS OVER AND OVER AND OVER

Guys Just Bein' Guys: Reunion Part 2

Hey Guys,

We're back again for Part 2. Special features include a few words from Rob.

Keep being guys,

Will

BONUSmission: 04/05/07

Daily Video for Thursday, April 5th, 2007

Explorations:

-Viewer mail = Ryan Lauderdale & Geddy Lee

-Fly by Night Vortex

-Mucho Convaleros

Notes:

Opening Music = "To Be Free " by Angels & Insects

BONUSmission: 04/04/07

Daily Video for Wendsday, April 4th, 2007

Explorations:

-Neo-Arcadia Cancelled

-Truth about Japan

-secret song

BONUSmission: 04/03/07

Daily Video for Tuesday, April 3rd, 2007

Explorations:

-News Update = Teenage Mutant Bloody Turtles

-Neo-Arcadia:
Hosted By: Mark P. Hensel, Beatrice Thomas
When: Wednesday Apr 11, 2007 at 6:30 PM
Where: Flatbed Press
2832 East MLK Jr Blvd
Austin, TX 73301
United States
Description:
Click Here To View Event
Click here for Directions

-Cat FAQS


Notes:

-Opening music by Cassanova Action

BONUSmission: 04/02/07

Daily Video for Monday, April 2nd, 2007

Explorations:

-Viewer Mail = Barby Reece AKA Dylan's Reece's Mom

-Guest Star = Jacob Clifton

-Beard Update

-New Spin on an Old Joke = Jonathan Coward

Notes:

-Opening music by 8-bit Weapon

Guys Just Bein' Guys: REUNION part 1

Hey Guys,

Me and Ben take a trip down memory land because being a guy rulez and shit.

-Will

For those of the Ipod

Hey Guys,

Soon, all episodes will be in .MOV format so you can Itunes/Ipod them.

But for now, here's a Jacob on Gay Gothic Males:


Watch the Video

Love,
Will

BONUSmission: 03/23/07

Daily video for Friday, March 23rd, 2007

Explorations:
-New Segment = Make My Brain Smarter!
-ATTACK! Robot needs to learn about Love!

Notes:
Opening Music by Adventure

BONUSmission: 03/22/07

Daily video for Thursday, March 22nd, 2007

Explorations:
-Business Casual Thursdays
-1st Hate Mail! from xxxKCBxxx
-The origin of X-treme Sports
-Birthday wishes for Jacob Clifton
-Cat F.A.Q.s

Notes:
-Opening music = "Science" by 63 Crayons

BONUSmission: 03/21/07

Daily Video for Wendsday, March 21st, 2007
Expolrations:
-The effects of Christopher Cross on Beard Trimming
-Song about danger = "HouseBoat DeatBed"
Notes:

-Opening Music = "Loredo" by Adventure

BONUSmission: 03/20/07

Daily video for Tuesday, March 20th, 2007

Explorations:
-Sleep Deprivation
-Viewer Mail = Robert Wethernigton
-Vault Footage = Improvised Dance to a Song I've Never Heard Before

Notes:
-Opening music "Arms(Dylan Reece RMX)" by Dylan Reece and Genghis Tron

BONUSmission: 03/19/07

Daily video for Monday, March 19th, 2007

Explorations:

-Awthumfetht recap, including Juiceboxxx, Wonder Jam Twins, etc.
-Viewer Mail = Robbie Nettles' VMU/CHOA questions
-SELLARI:2008
-Vault Footage = Mario Paint

Notes:
-Opening music = "Vashirt Belevity" by Legend of Taiwan
-Slide show music = "Flip It" by Shams

BONUSmission: 03/17/07

NO TIME FOR DETAILS! JUST GO!
Awthumfetht Deuxxx, the cosmological msterpiece of entertainment events, is coming to Austin TX on March 18, 2007:

WHAT: Awthumfetht Deuxxx


WHEN: March 18, 2007 - come gather at 3pm, performances at 4pm


WHERE: The Big Orange, 1303 E. 4th, Austin TX


WHO: performers include Yip Yip, Juiceboxxx, Wonder Jam Twins, Metakartagraphy, MVSCLZ, Happysucky, Trillogy, VORP, Destroyed for Comfort, Pataphysics, Gary Barftits Damnhall, Low Red Center, Medio Mutante, Tiger Meat, Dromez


WHO ELSE: DJ Radicon, DJ Care Bearz + visual art by Chad A., Seth Nemec, Mikeyawesome

WHY: LYKE WHY NOT

BONUSmission: 03/09/07

Daily video for Friday, March 9th, 2007

Explorations:
-The Great Birth of johnjacob
-Local News
-Web sighting = http://www.AIDS-3D.com
-30 Rock
-Vault Footage = Akkord
-AMODA LAPTOP BATTLE = CLICK HERE
-Cantanker showw = CLICK HERE

Notes:
Opening song "Sugar Report" by TurbosauruSex

BONUSmission: 03/08/07

Daily Video for Thursday, March 8th, 2007

Explorations:
-More on Pneumonia
-Death
-Loving You
-Specail thanks = http://unholyknight.com
 

Notes:
-Opening music = "Cyclops Genesis" by Assacre

BONUSmission: 03/07/07

Daily Video for Wednesday, March 7th, 2007


Explorations:
-Death of a hero
-Pneumonia...which I have
-Vault Footage: Plotlines

Notes:
Opening music from a William Lauderdale performance

BONUSmission: 03/06/07

Daily Video for Tuesday, March 6th, 2007

Explorations:
-Time Based Art
-Future Events
-Being Sick

Notes:
Opening music "Kanye West" by Fancy Feast

BONUSmission: 03/05/07

Daily video for Monday, March 5th, 2007

Explorations:
-Special Guest Star = Jacob Clifton
-Viewer Mail = Gay Gothic Males
-Beard Trimming/Queer Horror
-Vault Footage = Millenium Driver

Notes:
Opening music " Sylvia's Savvy, Yet Still Unhappy" by Mon Chi Chi

BONUSmission: 03/02/07

Daily Video for Friday, March 2nd, 2007

Explorations:
-Music
-Kittens
-Radio

Notes:
Opening music "Dad is a Cop" by future is now world peace celebration

Bonus Missions

Hey Guys,

I'm going to start doing a daily video show again.
They're the Will Sellari Show...but not really. They're not quite as detailed however I can answer things in a timely manner this way. And there will be a lot more songs.

Love,
Will