Sunday, December 02, 2007
Friday, October 26, 2007
Last Night's Viewing Selection
30 Days of Night
7 out of 10
Not as bad as everyone said it was going to be. There was a serious degree of violence and blood in this movie, akin to the remake of the Hills Have Eyes but without any mutant rape. The vampires were interesting, Russians maybe, who were kind of like vampire bat zombies rather than you're traditional vampires. There were a lot of holes in the story, but I really didn't go to see this movie with expectations of getting a really involved plot. I was honestly a little queasy by the end of the movie, something about people loosing hands always gets me. I would suggest seeing this movie in a theater you know will have 1. a digital projector 2. really good surround sound 3. cold as hell.
30 Days of Night Trailer
A League of Ordinary Gentlemen
7 out of 10
This documentary follows the not so fantastic lives of bowlers. It's true they're all ordinary but nothing about them is interesting in even a mundane way. The twist and turns of the PBA was interesting though, especially when introducing the Nike Exec. that they hire to fix it. The initial scene where he's introduced is in a gym; this guy must be at least 240 and is benching an equal amount even though he's in his 50s. It's also pleasant to hear him cuss so freely around bowlers who generally say "Gosh darn". Even bowling's bad boy Pete Webber can't compete with that sailor's mouth. Overall, it's an interesting look into the revitalization of bowling and a sometimes sad depiction of the life of a professional bowler.
Man-Thing
4 out of 10
Oh, lord. I have no idea where to start with Man-Thing except it almost immediately started a debate between my friends as to whether Man-Thing or Swamp Thing came first. After the movie we could agree on was that Swamp Thing is definitely more interesting. There's really no point in getting into the plot or any rational explanations for decisions made in this film. Imagine Swamp Thing in Florida. NO! Myrtle Beach and you start to touch on Man-Thing. The film felt like it was made for the Sci-Fi Channel, and had a not so subversive way of explaining who's a good guy and who's a bad guy. Now, I'm all for Nature Vs Man, so much so that if the film were made by Hertzog I'd be delighted. However, even if I drove a Hummer and agreed with all of Bush's environmental policies I would still root on Man-Thing for killing the entire cast of actors in this movie. The acting with the exception of the lead actor, The Sheriff, the cast couldn't decide if they were from New Orleans, the Everglades, or in the case of the environmentalist 3rd grade love interest teacher, Australia.
At the end of the day, I did watch this whole movie, and really enjoyed a lot of the look and feel of it. Although, everything that isn't a Thing, especially the humans, are less than desirable.
Man-Thing Trailer
Friday, October 05, 2007
FBRN: The Will Sellari (radio) Show, Ep. 1
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Hey Guys,
I'm doing a version of the Will Sellari Show for the Fevered Brain Radio Network. I hope you enjoy this on your MP3 devices or at work or in space.
Here's the set list:
- Jim Morrison - Charlotte Hornets Jersey
- Shams - Flip'em
- 8-bit - Mario III
- 8-bit Weapon - Game Boy Roc
- Adventure - Crypt Castle Cult Killer
- Street Fighter 2 - A Violent Emotion
- Depeche Mode - Policy of Truth
- The Future Sound of London - First Death in the Family
- Coil - Dark River (Autechre Mix)
- Squarepusher - Fat Controller
- The Misfits - I Turned Into a Martian
- Assacre - Cyclops Genesis
- In Flames - Wayfaere
- Jefferson Starship - Sara
- Steely Dan - FM
- King Crimson - Book of Saturday
I hope you enjoy the show.
Love,
Will
Saturday, September 22, 2007
Returning
Hey Guys,
Dylan recently gave me a pretty direct deal of shit about doing new videos. Once I get my set up done next week there will be new episodes of BONUSmissions. Although, as Dylan suggested they'll be shorter bootleg copies of my show. Keep checking in.
Love,
Will
Dylan recently gave me a pretty direct deal of shit about doing new videos. Once I get my set up done next week there will be new episodes of BONUSmissions. Although, as Dylan suggested they'll be shorter bootleg copies of my show. Keep checking in.
Love,
Will
Saturday, June 02, 2007
ROB NEEDS OUR HELP!
Hey guys,
This is kind of a big favor, but I need all of you to sign up for FAN accounts at FAMECAST.COM so you can vote for big Rob Wetherington. I can't tell you exactly how much I love this man because there are no known numbers that go that high. Furthermore, there is no one voting...period.
What does that mean? It means if only 20 of you sign up and vote for Robert he's pretty much going to get a free trip to Austin. Furthermore, if enough of you vote for him he'll get $10,000.00 dollars US cash! AND IF THAT HAPPPENS, he'll definately throw the biggest party on earth in Austin.
This is a serious favor I need from all of you, if you do just for me I'll throw you a damn party.
Here's what you need to do:
Here's a brief example of our love:
Please please please friends, I can't thank you enough for your help.
Love,
Will
PS PLEASE REPOST THIS OVER AND OVER AND OVER
This is kind of a big favor, but I need all of you to sign up for FAN accounts at FAMECAST.COM so you can vote for big Rob Wetherington. I can't tell you exactly how much I love this man because there are no known numbers that go that high. Furthermore, there is no one voting...period.
What does that mean? It means if only 20 of you sign up and vote for Robert he's pretty much going to get a free trip to Austin. Furthermore, if enough of you vote for him he'll get $10,000.00 dollars US cash! AND IF THAT HAPPPENS, he'll definately throw the biggest party on earth in Austin.
This is a serious favor I need from all of you, if you do just for me I'll throw you a damn party.
Here's what you need to do:
- Register for a FAN ACCOUNT at Famecast by clicking here
- Confirm your account, which won't get your email address sold, you won't get spam, etc.
- Go to Rob's video by clicking here and vote for his video
- Rob and myself will love you forever
Here's a brief example of our love:
Please please please friends, I can't thank you enough for your help.
Love,
Will
PS PLEASE REPOST THIS OVER AND OVER AND OVER
Thursday, May 10, 2007
Thursday, April 05, 2007
Wednesday, April 04, 2007
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Monday, April 02, 2007
Tuesday, March 27, 2007
For those of the Ipod
Hey Guys,
Soon, all episodes will be in .MOV format so you can Itunes/Ipod them.
But for now, here's a Jacob on Gay Gothic Males:
Watch the Video
Love,
Will
Soon, all episodes will be in .MOV format so you can Itunes/Ipod them.
But for now, here's a Jacob on Gay Gothic Males:
Watch the Video
Love,
Will
Friday, March 23, 2007
Thursday, March 22, 2007
Wednesday, March 21, 2007
Tuesday, March 20, 2007
Monday, March 19, 2007
Saturday, March 17, 2007
Friday, March 09, 2007
Thursday, March 08, 2007
Wednesday, March 07, 2007
Tuesday, March 06, 2007
Monday, March 05, 2007
Friday, March 02, 2007
Bonus Missions
Hey Guys,
I'm going to start doing a daily video show again.
They're the Will Sellari Show...but not really. They're not quite as detailed however I can answer things in a timely manner this way. And there will be a lot more songs.
Love,
Will
I'm going to start doing a daily video show again.
They're the Will Sellari Show...but not really. They're not quite as detailed however I can answer things in a timely manner this way. And there will be a lot more songs.
Love,
Will
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